Donington Caption Competition...

RobB · Post by **RobB** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:17

Donington Caption Competition:

Sorry Mike, my foot slipped off the clutch..., er, ...Mike? ...where's Mike gone?

Skeggy · Post by **Skeggy** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:40

OK, as you can see, under here is another difference between a SE and a non SE

Skeggy · Post by **Skeggy** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 23:44

Or,

What, exactly, do they put in that burger bar coffee?

robertverhey · Post by **robertverhey** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 09:12

Driving an excel....well you just become an extension of your vehicle

Rojo · Post by **Rojo** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 09:17

I don't know what came over me!

83Excel · Post by **83Excel** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:13

Said in a David Attenborough voice

"And here we see the lesser spotted Mike Taylor in his natural environment"

Lotus-e-Clan · Post by **Lotus-e-Clan** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:32

"Hello, hello, hello! What have we here? Three bags of white powdery stuff?"

"Always thought these looked like a dealers car"

"Youre nicked sunshine!"

(I know I shouldnt laugh at my own jokes)

Ajj205 · Post by **Ajj205** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:04

" The Lotus Postion"

steveefitboy · Post by **steveefitboy** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 14:26

"Now just get those Women Police officers to the OSR for a photo"

Post by **Spav** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 16:20

Sorry Chris, following the email I had to deliver on the subject that one had to go (but is was funny)

chris knowles · Post by **chris knowles** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 17:00

I understand of course!

All the best (clean) captions had gone already....

I sent it to Mike in case he missed it......

Chris

amarshall · Post by **amarshall** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 18:42

Mike - I don't think that's really what they mean by "toe-out"

peterweston · Post by **peterweston** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 14:47

A topical note could be:

"Paul, may I remind you it's against the Excel Forum code to steal someone else's brake pipe, so stop hiding behind this wheel "

driver · Post by **driver** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:10

When I said 'Get off and milk it!', I *was* joking.

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 20:51

While you're under there get me a white with 2 sugars please.

The Lotus Grand Tourers

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